I checked out the first Twilight book today, since a friend kept begging me to reread it and get a third opinion. It smells of wee. I'm not even kidding. A friend (not the one who badgered me to give Smeyer another chance) thinks someone decided to read it high and had an "incident." I think some fanbrat checked it out and tried to scent mark Edward. Either way, it's icky.